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okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch


tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

pokemean:

when your friend touches your butt in public 

image

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

xxbrokendreams:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

I AM SO WEAK

buttcarrot:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

second to last has the face spot-fucking-on